Justin Gerard

Special guest

-Unsnaggling teeth since 1996
-Dental Lab Tech and peddler of smut
-Denture Mechanic/Plaster Monkey
-Carbon Dating confirms he is somewhere between the age of 5 and 600 years old
-Considered a God by a small tribe in in Papua New Guinea
-My left arm once belonged to my Conjoined Twin brother Alfonso
-Voice is as smooth as a rusty trombone
-I am NOT what the Hokey Pokey is all about
-I am proof that evolution can go jn reverse
-I am the Last Starfighter, Last of the Mohicans, and last surviving Munchkin, Oompaloompa, and Little Rascal
-Meatloaf will do anything for love...... but he won't do me

Justin Gerard has been a guest on 1 episode.